when i was youth
another kid said
he saw me
as captain kirk
fecking eedjit
but i tell you something
i still love the complement
it’s totally wrong
i have no career
of a mythical hero
i’ve fenland meandered
I’m a nowhere man
anyway ANYWAY
i’ve seen the rebooted trek
fucking idiot’s still wrong
my ego’s still glowing
the myth is a hoot
the comparison’s bollocks
but i like the idea
of doing the plotting
to command my own chair
i’ll make my own chair
make my own chair
damn you banks