I’ve been spending too much time in No Man’s Sky. There are serious problems with the game, particularly the compromises made to appease hypocrites with clout, but the base building part is fun.

This small gallery & café, Le Bordel Grand Fromage, can be found in an unclaimed system at the centre of Euclid. There’s the gallery itself, an entrance, a lobby, a café, toilets (mostly to tweak the noses of the hypocrites), a teleporter, and a messy office full of unsold artworks and stuff for exhibitions.

The current untitled exhibition has static retro–themed mounted objects, exhibiting the artist’s fascination with cornets, incisors, earings, smiles, grimaces, and volcanos, although not all at the same time. Pieces can be rented for the very modest fee of a trillion nanites.

Prospective visitors will note the address, in Euclid, at the bottom left of the last image.

On a more personal note, I am grateful to the gallery owner for his tea and sympathy when I was in shock after my briefcase of bearer bonds was stolen last week.

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